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  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • This display is so excessive it has its own photo gallery. Click to go to gallery.This display is so excessive it has its own photo gallery. Click to go to gallery.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.Xmas display. Insert smart aleck comment here.
  • Elf's AngelsElf's Angels
  • Someone, let Santa out of his box.Someone, let Santa out of his box.
  • How does the grass survive under all that stuff? This display is so excessive it has its own photo gallery.How does the grass survive under all that stuff? This display is so excessive it has its own photo gallery.
  • Santa - this is Elf Traffic Control - you are cleared for landing.Santa - this is Elf Traffic Control - you are cleared for landing.
  • Celebratin' Xmas is what Tiggers do best.Celebratin' Xmas is what Tiggers do best.
  • In case of candy cane crisis, break glass.In case of candy cane crisis, break glass.
  • Oh, bother. Santa, er Pooh got his butt stuck in the hunny-pot again.Oh, bother. Santa, er Pooh got his butt stuck in the hunny-pot again.
  • This display is so excessive it has its own photo gallery.This display is so excessive it has its own photo gallery.
  • ...and there was Mary and Joseph, and the Wise Men and the Angel of Santa, er I mean Heaven, and Frosty - Wait. Frosty? A snowman in the desert? Wow it is a miracle....and there was Mary and Joseph, and the Wise Men and the Angel of Santa, er I mean Heaven, and Frosty - Wait. Frosty? A snowman in the desert? Wow it is a miracle.
  • Ho, ho, ho. And what would you like for Xmas, little starfish? Some plankton?Ho, ho, ho. And what would you like for Xmas, little starfish? Some plankton?
  • Tired of traveling all the way to the nativity by camel, the Wise Men hopped the next 12:07 Orient Express back home.Tired of traveling all the way to the nativity by camel, the Wise Men hopped the next 12:07 Orient Express back home.
  • Santa is not a fully certified engineer. Oh no. He's de-railed and run off-track into someone's yard. Runaway train. Evacuate the living room. Run for your lives!Santa is not a fully certified engineer. Oh no. He's de-railed and run off-track into someone's yard. Runaway train. Evacuate the living room. Run for your lives!
  • Santa doesn't need reindeer any more - he's got a NEW ride.Santa doesn't need reindeer any more - he's got a NEW ride.
  • It's a lot brighter if you see it in person - honestIt's a lot brighter if you see it in person - honest
  • Mrs Claus saw this and said 'We don't look like no $#@! Cabbage Patch Dolls - then we reminded her they WOULD if THEY sat out on the porch all day every day of DecemberMrs Claus saw this and said 'We don't look like no $#@! Cabbage Patch Dolls - then we reminded her they WOULD if THEY sat out on the porch all day every day of December
  • Now THERE's a manger fit for the King of Kings - and it's not even in GracelandNow THERE's a manger fit for the King of Kings - and it's not even in Graceland
  • Hey, Dasher, get off your butt and start Dashing - Santa's got a deadline you knowHey, Dasher, get off your butt and start Dashing - Santa's got a dealine you know
  • Here we see the Xmas goose in its natural habitatHere we see the Xmas goose in its natural habitat
  • Rub-a-dub-dub three (snow)men in a, um globe. What's going on in there? The glass sure is steamed up.Rub-a-dub-dub three (snow)men in a, um globe. What's going on in there? The glass sure is steamed up.
  • Help. Santa's in trouble. We told him to get new treads on his boots.Help. Santa's in trouble. We told him to get new treads on his boots.
  • Man, they're gonna have to paint over the burn marks from the icicle lights come springMan, they're gonna have to paint over the burn marks from the icicle lights come spring
  • I'm sorry - we can NOT approve that as a runway for Santa's sleigh. It says right in the Elf Traffic Controller's Revised Code that runways must be at least 4 sleigh lengths and lights must be alternating red and green.I'm sorry - we can NOT approve that as a runway for Santa's sleigh. It says right in the Elf Traffic Controller's Revised Code that runways must be at least 4 sleigh lengths and lights must be alternating red and green.
  • Santa, please sit down. Remember the whiplash after the last time you stood up in the sleigh?Santa, please sit down. Remember the whiplash after the last time you stood up in the sleigh?
  • The tree's so tall, it's about to be topped by the moon!The tree's so tall, it's about to be topped by the moon!
  • I said XMAS trees, not palm trees - it's supposed to be the North Pole, not South Beach.I said XMAS trees, not palm trees - it's supposed to be the North Pole, not South Beach.
  • Actually, reindeer are color blind and can't see red. That's why Santa wears red, so he can sneak up on them and catch them playing reindeer games when they should be working.Actually, reindeer are color blind and can't see red. That's why Santa wears red, so he can sneak up on them and catch them playing reindeer games when they should be working.
  • Rudolph's stuck doing the work of all 8 reindeer. The others are all on strike until they get a song, too.Rudolph's stuck doing the work of all 8 reindeer. The others are all on strike until they get a song, too.
  • For security purposes Santa now travels in a bullet-proof bubble, just like the PopeFor security purposes Santa now travels in a bullet-proof bubble, just like the Pope
  • Santa enjoys flavored slush drinks so much that he's hired the Slurpee Bear.Santa enjoys flavored slush drinks so much that he's hired the Slurpee Bear.
  • Who needs an Xmas tree when you've got a flagpole and a dozen strings of lights? If anything should happen to one of the elves, they can fly the star at half-mast.Who needs an Xmas tree when you've got a flagpole and a dozen strings of lights? If anything should happen to one of the elves, they can fly the star at half-mast.
  • Oh, no they've lost Santa again. This is no time for grazing. They've got to find Santa. Who knows where they might have dropped him.Oh, no they've lost Santa again. This is no time for grazing. They've got to find Santa. Who knows where they might have dropped him.
  • Let it snow, let it snow, let it... no #$%!ing way. Do you know how people drive around here when it snows?Let it snow, let it snow, let it... no #$%!ing way. Do you know how people drive around here when it snows?
  • ...Spongebob Squaresanta, Spongebob Squaresanta, Spongebob Squaresanta......Spongebob Squaresanta, Spongebob Squaresanta, Spongebob Squaresanta...
  • No, we can't read it either. I think it's supposed to say Merry Xmas, but the light density is just too low to make it out...No, we can't read it either. I think it's supposed to say Merry Xmas, but the light density is just too low to make it out...
  • Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.
  • Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.
  • Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.
  • Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.
  • Mabel, they're eating the yard! Shh, or they'll come after US!Mabel, they're eating the yard! Shh, or they'll come after US!
  • You, the Bear and the Snowman. Don't move. We've got you in our sights. You're under arrest for pushing candy-cane.You, the Bear and the Snowman. Don't move. We've got you in our sights. You're under arrest for pushing candy-cane.
  • Don't try to pick the oranges - the only 'juice' you'll get from them is NOT the kind you can drink.Don't try to pick the oranges - the only 'juice' you'll get from them is NOT the kind you can drink.
  • And in his spare time, Frosty serves as a crossing guard helping little snowmen to cross heavily decorated yards.And in his spare time, Frosty serves as a crossing guard helping little snowmen to cross heavily decorated yards.
  • Penguin sides as one of Santa's Helpers when he's not plotting a trap for Batman.Penguin sides as one of Santa's Helpers when he's not plotting a trap for Batman.
  • The Frosty and Santa security system keeps your Xmas decorations protected against theft by rogue elves.The Frosty and Santa security system keeps your Xmas decorations protected against theft by rogue elves.
  • Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.Xcessive display - click to see its own photo gallery.
  • And now, ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage all the way from the North Pole, it's Frosty White and the Pips.And now, ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage all the way from the North Pole, it's Frosty White and the Pips.
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Tree-Stump?Rudolph the Red Nosed Tree-Stump?
  • Remember kids, if a grizzled fat man tries to put you on his lap and offer you a piece of candy, just say NOEL! Remember kids, if a grizzled fat man tries to put you on his lap and offer you a piece of candy, just say NOEL!
  • Candy cane columns. The consumer protection agency does not recommend candy as a building material. One good sleet and that roof's coming down...Candy cane columns. The consumer protection agency does not recommend candy as a building material. One good sleet and that roof's coming down...
  • Can we ride the merry-go-round? You must be no taller than an elf to ride this ride.Can we ride the merry-go-round? You must be no taller than an elf to ride this ride.
  • ...If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost......If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost...
  • Away in a manger - of injection-molded plastic.Away in a manger - of injection-molded plastic.
  • Good thing those aren't filled with Helium, or the yard would float away.Good thing those aren't filled with Helium, or the yard would float away.
  • Frosty seems a little too happy having a smiling Nutcracker behind him.Frosty seems a little too happy having a smiling Nutcracker behind him.
  • Santa vas never a member of the Nazi Party. He vas only following ordersSanta vas never a member of the Nazi Party. He vas only following orders
  • Um, Have a Merry Christmas, um-kay?Um, Have a Merry Christmas, um-kay?
  • ...and have yourself a merry little Chris-, Chris-, Christine! AAH! Run for your lives. It's the Satanic car from the Steven King movie!...and have yourself a merry little Chris-, Chris-, Christine! AAH! Run for your lives. It's the Satanic car from the Steven King movie!
  • It looks like the Grinch's BLADDER is 10 sizes too small. Check out the yellow spot. He shouldn't have stole Christmas. He shoud have stole some Depends.It looks like the Grinch's BLADDER is 10 sizes too small. Check out the yellow spot. He shouldn't have stole Christmas. He shoud have stole some Depends.
  • Deer foraging on the US flag. I don't think that's proper flag etiquette. Can they be arrested for desecration of the flag?Deer foraging on the US flag. I don't think that's proper flag etiquette. Can they be arrested for desecration of the flag?
  • Santa, don't jump! It's a wonderful life! You should know that, they play it every Xmas. Don't jump! You'll be impaled on that fake light-up tree.Santa, don't jump! It's a wonderful life! You should know that, they play it every Xmas. Don't jump! You'll be impaled on that fake light-up tree.

 

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