Send Us your Xmas Xcess
Do the Christmas lights on your rooftop light up like a runway? Send us the photo.
Snap a pic that really will "Send us." If you don't have a camera, do not despair - you can always...
Snitch on a Neighbor
Do the inflatable figures in the yard 3 doors down threaten to lift small automobiles? You say you don't have a camera? Give us the address - we'll get it on film.
Remember it's not un-neighborly if it's true.
And there's nothing wrong with snitching... er, taking pride in your own Xcess, too! Tell us where and we'll immortalize you in celluloid.
Be on TV and Tell us All About it ...on Camera.
If any of the following apply to you, we want to interview you for our TV Special - think "Interview with the Vampire" except instead of a vampire, it's 2 short bald guys in silly outfits who make toys - "Interview with the Elves".
- Do space shuttle pilots use your house to navigate?
- Do church elders envy your manger scene? (Does it make Jesus homesick?)
- Does the mailman refuse to deliver because your blinking hedges trigger his epilepsy?
- Do you have to re-paint every year because of the burn marks from your icicle lights?
- Does the neighbor's dog take the nodding head of your animatronic Santa as a mating signal and hump it until the bulbs burn out?
- Do you and your neighbors fight over who has the most lawn ornaments?(Does your neighborhood, in fact, look like a giant Stratego board covered with elves and deer?)
- Does the electric company blame you for rolling blackouts. (Or do they send you a Christmas card with your bill every December that says "Thank you for helping our kids through college - we couldn't have done it without you" ?)
Who ARE We and What's This All About, Anyway?
We're just a couple of happy-go-lucky escaped... er, ex-toymakers looking for the brightest, loudest, silliest, most amazing and/or most unusual Christmas/Holiday displays in all of Fairfax County, Virginia.
We'll post the photos and video right here on this web site. We also plan to produce a television special for local public access so everyone can see the most Xcess-ive that NoVA has to offer.
Like most Xmas Xcess there is no other reason besides the brain-candy, the joy of the season and silly, pointless, kitschy FUN. You are having FUN, aren't you? No, you can't come down from the ladder until you've finished nailing up ALL of the glowing reindeer. Three stories is not that high. Don't be a baby. I don't care if it's after your bed time. You wouldn't want Santa to pass this house by, would you? You want Santa to bring you lots of presents and you want to have FUN, don't you? We ALL have to have FUN!
